(Cord Magazine's questions are in blue. Artist responses are in grey.)


Cord: What do you do in your free time?

Stan: Sleep.

C: What is your vice of choice?

S: I do like the standard bench vice and also G clamps.

C: What is your favourite venue or city to play in?

S: Any football stadium anywhere.

C: What issues and aspects of the world concern you the most these days?

S: Sharks and Bears fighting and what’s going to happen when the oil runs out?

C: What is the one interview question you could care less to hear again?

S: What is the one interview question you could care less to hear again?

C: What was your favourite Saturday morning cartoon?

S: Eek the Cat.

C: Aside from a musician, what did you want to be when you were growing up?

S: A Chiropodist.

C: If you could trade places with anyone for a day, who would it be?

S: Any pet cat with a warm home and a big TV.

C: If a bear and a shark were to fight in a shallow pool of water who do you suppose would win?

S: The last Shark/ Bear fight I saw ended up a draw.

C: If you could ask me a question, what would it be?

S: If two dogs in a speedboat and a dolphin in a sports car had a race who do you suppose would win?

C: What a silly question! Now who would ask that…

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By Amy Hanson
Photos : Stanley Super 800
Published : March, 2006.